Lol, I know what you're thinking but you're wrong. There's no such thing as too much chocolate.

                              Ways to Get Your Email Blocked

1) Send me unsolicited work--please don't.  I think it would (legally) get really dicey. Writers have to sign papers that say if they review someone's work, they agree not to steal it, and the person reading their work agrees not to steal it...it's all very confusing to me, and I'm easily confused. So please be merciful and not send me any manuscripts I haven't asked for. Thanks!

2) Send me an anonymous email.  Please sign your name...or you can sign a fake name if you like. I would just like to be in the position of replying to "Gertheart" rather than "Hey You."

3) Please don't send me story ideas. (I saw this on another artist's website, and figured he must know something I don't, and so have added it in as a safey net).  But in other aspects, a story comes to you because it wants to belong to you. Had it wanted to belong to me, it would have come to me.